GAARRRRRRRRGHHH!

In many movies - you know the ones, let's not go into them here - a character regularly makes the mistake of thinking another character is dead as a drink bottle, only to have them pop back up and scare the bejesus out of them much later.

TWO YEARSish later, even.

So here I am. Sort of. But I never actually went away...(I'll leave that one a bit vague and mysterious, it's a thing I'm trying)...